These 15 Funny Quotes Mock the Truth about Weight Loss in the Most Hilarious Way Possible!

Don’t you just love reading funny quotes about weight loss? Last week, we shared a great list of funny quotes about food – including the average mom’s logic behind breaking a fast food hamburger into a healthy and well-balanced meal. This time around, we want to focus on the funny quotes that have to deal more with weight loss and food. Many of these quotes we probably have heard before from other people. Most of them we probably have even said ourselves! But it will give you an honest perspective of weight loss – including the myths and false assumptions that have misled so many people over the years. These funny quotes about weight loss will definitely make you think twice the next time you try to come up with an excuse for not working out or following an actual diet. We definitely want to thank My Weight Loss Dream for providing us with the vast majority of these hilariously funny quotes and the creative animation that went right along with them. What do you think? Which of these funny quotes is your favorite? Bon appetite!

 

Lip gloss superglue? Seriously?

Lip gloss superglue? Seriously?

Is this what a "light eater" really means?

Is this what a “light eater” really means?

Weight Watcher pills? Not really!

Weight Watcher pills? Not really!

Weight is one of the best hunters in the world!

Weight is one of the best hunters in the world!

The fridge is EVERYONE'S happy place.

The fridge is EVERYONE’S happy place.

Retaining FOOD? Priceless :-)

Retaining FOOD? Priceless 🙂

The most effective weight loss technique of all time.

The most effective weight loss technique of all time.

You know you feel the same way about loose fitting clothes!

You know you feel the same way about loose fitting clothes!

Party of four? Maybe not!

Party of four? Maybe not!

From the queen of weight loss - Miss Piggy.

From the queen of weight loss – Miss Piggy.

Would this weight loss idea actually work?

Would this weight loss idea actually work?

Best. 5K program. Ever!

Best. 5K program. Ever!

Clean eating - not exactly what you think!

Clean eating – not exactly what you think!

"I love you with all my butt!"

“I love you with all my butt!”

The definition of a balanced diet.

The definition of a balanced diet.

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